In terrible news out of Sixers media day, it appears that Sixers resident lovable goof JaKarr Sampson has lopped off his wonderful mop top. And we all wept.
I think I'm going to cry pic.twitter.com/xv6TWPwFjA
— Max Rappaport (@MaxRappaport) September 28, 2015
One can only assume that, much like the biblical Samson, JaKarr gained all of his powers from his hair and thus will now immediately plummet from fringe NBA player to out of the league right … about … NOW.
R.I.P Sideshow JaKarr.
