Articles by George Suerius (56)
ERMAGHERD! JIMMY ROLLINS DIDN'T RUN SO FAST He fessed up today: “I was just upset before I even got up there. I was already out of it. Mentally just upset.” This reminds me one time of back when I had a job. I showed up at Caldor and my cat died. So I walk in […]
Former Phillie and current Rangers pitcher Roy Oswalt got off to a really lousy start for the Rangers this year. REALLY lousy. He got six starts and had a 6.49 ERA. Thanks to the big bats on the Rangers, he actually got three wins. Clearly he had no business being in the starting rotation, […]
Photo: Philliedelphia/Steve Trapani Time to trade Shane. We all know he's not coming back next year and that it's easy to replace a .250 hitter in your lineup. Plus, the Phillies already have infield popups covered with Jimmy Rollins. So where is he going to go? Jim Bowden, the former GM turned radio host […]
"WE LIKE ROY! WE LIKE ROY!" Download Actual audio of crowd's reaction. That is what the Phillies fans are screaming tonight. (Well, the ones that are able to stay up until 10:10 p.m. Eastern Daylight Time.) Roy Halladay makes his much-anticipated return to the Phillies rotation tonight AND Kyle Kendrick is officially a member […]
I totally thought Vance was hurt. The totally awesome Chad Moriyama makes awesome .gifs of baseball games, and I asked him if he could do us some Worley tripping. He was all for it and hooked us up. Check it out: Here's another angle: Now, I can't give you all three for free when they […]
Carlos Ruiz was selected to be the one to handle the catching duties for knuckleballer R.A. Dickey during the 2012 All-Star game. But to do so, Dickey brought along his own catchers' mitt for Ruiz to catch (pitctured above). Knuckleballs are highly unpredicable. So much so that Tony LaRussa did not think that Buster Posey […]
To: Philliedelphia Bloggers From: Blogmaster Bloggers, attached is the standard 2012 recap. Use it when appropriate. ~Blogmaster Frank Standard 2012 Recap [Insert photo of player grimace] The Phillies fell short tonight in National League baseball action against the [opponent]. Phillies starter [insert name] was less than sharp tonight, surrendering [insert large number] runs in just […]
UNREAL: A TEAM ACTUALLY TOOK CHAD QUALLS OFF OF THE PHILLIES HANDS! The New York Yankees of all teams took Qualls off of the Phillies hands' for a player to be named later or cash. That means the stupid Yankees are paying the rest of Qualls' $1.1 million salary, which means the Phillies can use […]
In what might be the dumbest move that Major League Baseball has seen since the first and second time they thought a baseball team would work in Florida, the Colorado Rockies have gone to a four-man pitching rotation that will be limited to 75 pitches each start. Say what? We all know the magic number of […]
Really simple: -Thome hits a home run as DH and has two hits -Mike Fontenot's glove shows his .400 bat isn't worth it -Hunter Pence airmails a throw that would have saved a run -Teams go extra innings thanks to said run -Some rookie (B.J. Rosenberg) has to pitch with the game on the line […]