At Least We’re Not The…

After the first game of the 2014 season, Phillies phans were engorged with pride.  The Phillies were scoring runs by the touchdown and they were undefeated (1-0) sitting atop the NL East.  The very next week, they now sit in a tie for 4th (or last if you're a "glass half-empty" person).  With doomsday prophecies quickly becoming fulfilled, I'd still rather be a Phillies phan than another team in the NL East.

ATLANTA BRAVES:

The Braves are sitting in 2nd place and only a game out of first.  However, they like to burn and desecrate the American flag before games.

It's also not the first time they've disgraced an entire nation.

MIAMI MARLINS:

This is how the Marlins lost a game this week.  Thank all the gods this didn't happen to the Phils!  This bat flip would've been awesome 2007-2010, now it's just a disgrace.

NEW YORK METS:

The Mets are so bad (tied for last place), that children are now questioning our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ about it.

WASHINGTON NATINALS:

The Washington Nationals and their "fans" are so boring, that I couldn't even find anything the least bit interesting to mention.  Lord, they are dull.  Honestly, I couldn't find anything other than game recaps.  SMPhH.  I literally googled "washington nationals funny news" and a blank page came up.

Let's Go Phillies! God Bless, Ride or Die, and keep those High Hopes, Dopes!