Ethan Martin Overmatched In Major League Debut As Phillies Are Chopped By Braves
Welcome to the big leagues, Ethan Martin. After a nice first inning in which he struck out two and…
Read more It’s Early – The Phillies Have Plenty Of Time To Turn It Around
People are so negative about the Phillies these days but there's one thing that everyone needs to remember: It's still…
Read more Delmon Young Signing Is a Brilliant Move For the Phillies and GM Ruben Amaro Jr.
Courtesy riceweevil.com Ruben Amaro has done it once again. In a market where Josh Hamilton gets $125 million and Cody…
Read more No Phillies Awards “Finalists”; This “Finalist” Business is a Bunch of Crap Anyway
BS ALERT! Clayton Kershaw has as much a chance as I do of winning the Cy Young Baseball is at…
Read more Desperate Atlanta Braves Pass Out Coupons for Tickets Like They Are Fabric Softener
IT'S SUNDAY! TIME FOR THE SUNDAY NEWSPAPER! COMICS! COUPONS! Umm… BRAVES TICKETS! Yes, the Atlanta Braves have gotten desperate. Unable…
Read more ERMAGHERD! JIMMY ROLLINS NO RUN SO HARD!
ERMAGHERD! JIMMY ROLLINS DIDN'T RUN SO FAST He fessed up today: “I was just upset before I even got up…
Read more Roy Oswalt, His 6.14 ERA, $4 Million Salary Refuses to Pitch Out of Rangers Bullpen
Former Phillie and current Rangers pitcher Roy Oswalt got off to a really lousy start for the Rangers this year….
Read more Trade Shane: Dodgers, Reds, Orioles, and Pirates Possibly Eyeing Phillies’ Victorino?
Photo: Philliedelphia/Steve Trapani Time to trade Shane. We all know he's not coming back next year and that it's easy…
Read more Phillies Look to Re-Create Former Magic With Roy Halladay, Old School Lineup Against Unknown Dodger
"WE LIKE ROY! WE LIKE ROY!" Download Actual audio of crowd's reaction. That is what the Phillies fans are screaming…
Read more Watch the Phillies’ Vance Worley Fall Flat on His Ass from Three Angles
I totally thought Vance was hurt. The totally awesome Chad Moriyama makes awesome .gifs of baseball games, and I asked…
Read more Carlos Ruiz Uses Special Glove to Handle Dickey’s Balls
Carlos Ruiz was selected to be the one to handle the catching duties for knuckleballer R.A. Dickey during the 2012…
Read more Phillies Standard 2012 Game Recap [Insert Date] Phillies at [Insert Opponent]
To: Philliedelphia Bloggers From: Blogmaster Bloggers, attached is the standard 2012 recap. Use it when appropriate. ~Blogmaster Frank Standard 2012…
Read more Ruben Amaro Arranges Unicorn Ride, Trades Chad Qualls to the Yankees
UNREAL: A TEAM ACTUALLY TOOK CHAD QUALLS OFF OF THE PHILLIES HANDS! The New York Yankees of all teams took…
Read more Stupid Colorado Rockies Try to be Cute With Four-Man, Low-Pitch Rotation
In what might be the dumbest move that Major League Baseball has seen since the first and second time they…
Read more Recap of Phillies at Orioles 6/9/12: No Glove, No Love
Really simple: -Thome hits a home run as DH and has two hits -Mike Fontenot's glove shows his .400 bat…
Read more Carlos Ruiz Returns from the Dead to Homer for Phillies, Take Down Mets
The Phillies had one more game in Flushing (like "flushing a toilet"), New York at Citi Field and the series…
Read more Oh Em Gee: Cliff Lee, Dillon Gee Pitch in Mets-Phillies Rubber Match at Citi Field
Photo from ChadMoriyama.com - there are two more angles so check it out. Lee vs. Gee: one of the best matchups…
Read more Ty Wigginton, Phillies Cool Off Mets on Hot Memorial Day With Win
Wearing one of the better-looking Stars and Stripes collection hats in a long time, the Phillies headed up to…
Read more Phillies Move Domonic Brown to Center Field: a Sign Shane Victorino is Heading Out?
@GMCarson just pointed me to this: The Phillies have moved one-time super prospect Domonic Brown to center field at AAA…
Read more Chase Utley Works Out in Left Field for Phillies; Move to OF Makes Sense
Left field is better than the bench Many moons ago, back on April 25, our very own beloved blogger who…
Read more Joe Blanton, Jake Westbrook Square Off as Phillies and Cardinals Open Series
Well, this brings lots of bad memories. Ryan Howard on the ground, Jason Motte appearing out of nowhere and actually…
Read more Tonight’s Phillies Lineup Against Nationals Features Carlos Ruiz Cleanup, Hunter Pence Third
Cole Hamels takes the mound against Edwin Jackson tonight as the last-place Phillies take on the first-place Nationals with a…
Read more Tonight Phillies-Cubs Game is Social Media Night; Promotes Harassing Players, Chicago Bears
The Cubs' Brilliant marketing team decided to have a Social Media Night at Wrigley field to help them sell tickets…
Read more J.C. Romero Out of Work Again; Released by the Cardinals
The Cardinals have given J.C. Romero his unconditional release. Romero has bounced in and out of now four organizations since…
Read more OMG Charlie Manuel Uses Same Lineup Twice as Roy Halladay, Phillies Take on Padres
No way – it can't, be can it? After using 25,732 different lineups, Charlie Manuel will actually use the SAME…
Read more Bryce Harper Has Temper Tantrum; Shows Immaturity Cole Hamels’ Pitch Alluded To
Remember when Cole Hamels hit Bryce Harper? Harper made Hamels look really bad because he took the mature road and…
Read more Not News: Phillies and Blue Jays “Engage in Dialogue” Over Shane Victorino and Cole Hamels
Ooooh we can get Kyle Drabek back for Cole Hamels! Ok, so Ken Rosenthal says that the Phillies and the…
Read more Phillies Fans are Bored With Anemic, Uninterested Team
Let's face the facts: Phillies fans are bored. They're not just bored: they see the team's approach to the…
Read more Cole Hamels Beans Bryce Harper and Suspension Looms. Bigger Penalty Coming for Honesty?
Ok, so Cole Hamels fessed up: I’m not going to lie and say I wasn’t trying to do it. I…
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