Phillies Prospect Michael Schwimer Will Make You Millions; Other Phillies Want In

Uh oh.

So what is it?  Amway?  Selling calling cards?  Selling electricity plans?

I don't know, but May 1 is a long ways off.   Even other Phillies want in, including current-millionaire Chad Qualls:

And minor-leaguer Tyson Gillies:

Here's my best Jorge guess:

I send out letters asking people to give me two dollars, which authorizes them to send people letters and ask them two dollars, and then lots of people have lots of dollars!